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Sep 2, 2014 / 39,334 notes

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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Sep 2, 2014 / 21,357 notes
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firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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yellowxperil:

weloveblackgirls:

herunweddedhusband:

friendlycloud:

stfusexists:

vaspim2k13:

This is the kind of world we live in today

If your suggestion as an administrator is to tell a teenage girl to go under the knife instead of telling a teenage boy to respect women, you are in the wrong damn line of work.

That school should be closed.
What a disgrace.

I’m super offended by this, like Is this what we are teaching young men… Like the harassment of women especially black women is starting to piss me off to a super sayian level 4


fucking disgusting. FIERCELY PROTECT YOUNG GIRLS BECAUSE THESE FUCKING ADULTS REFUSE TO
Sep 2, 2014 / 166,530 notes

yellowxperil:

weloveblackgirls:

herunweddedhusband:

friendlycloud:

stfusexists:

vaspim2k13:

This is the kind of world we live in today

If your suggestion as an administrator is to tell a teenage girl to go under the knife instead of telling a teenage boy to respect women, you are in the wrong damn line of work.

That school should be closed.

What a disgrace.

I’m super offended by this, like Is this what we are teaching young men… Like the harassment of women especially black women is starting to piss me off to a super sayian level 4

fucking disgusting. FIERCELY PROTECT YOUNG GIRLS BECAUSE THESE FUCKING ADULTS REFUSE TO

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Sep 1, 2014 / 52,428 notes

Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

Sep 1, 2014 / 90,655 notes

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pussyriot:

GQ is like that one super attractive straight guy friend you have who lets you sit on his lap when you’re at happy hour.
Sep 1, 2014 / 7,967 notes

pussyriot:

GQ is like that one super attractive straight guy friend you have who lets you sit on his lap when you’re at happy hour.

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Sep 1, 2014 / 54,592 notes
quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??


She is so satisfied with that joke.
Sep 1, 2014 / 389,683 notes

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

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perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread
Sep 1, 2014 / 47,694 notes

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

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Sep 1, 2014 / 104,676 notes

basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

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paradoxical-pterodactyl:

GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!!
MY HEARTMY HEART
Sep 1, 2014 / 460,219 notes

paradoxical-pterodactyl:

GAHHH HE’S SLEEPING ON THE CHARGER TO GET WARM!!!!!

MY HEART
MY HEART

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